The Inner Life of the Cell « XVIVO

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The Inner Life of the Cell « XVIVO

My LBP

I know my blog is lame,
YA,that I did just claim,
Coz, Some ppl said the same,
and started creating mayhem.

...See,blogging is not bout fame,
Its portraying ur ideas in a frame,
Also,playing the creativity game,
So, the idea of blogging came.

I know, my articles suck,
But come on, I aint Bruce Buck,
I know I dont have any luck,
For bein demeaned by my gf LAKK.

When I was a kid, I had a blog,
Im sayin this coz now im a dog,
whose ideas have been clogged,
And now I cant even properly slog.

You hate FACEBOOK??????

After being online 24hrs for 6 months continuosly on FB... I gave up last week.. I have banned myself from facebook as IT SUXXXXXX to d core... And here is David Ippolito's song to help me.... I just enjoyed the song... here are the lyrics....


I saw my ex on Facebook…
But I wanted to do what’s best.
Show her there are no hard feelings so
I sent her a “friend request”.
But now her photo pops in that random 6
And I just think it’s mean…
There she is with a new guy makin’ out
on my computer screen!

Facebook is a stupid idiot! (x3)

Jane said you gotta be on Facebook
to connect in the digital age.
So like everyone else… and their pets
I got my face a Facebook page.
Now the learning curve was a bitch at first.
I didn’t know ’til I got burned
that what I wrote on my wall could be seen by all.
That’s just the first thing that I learned.

Facebook is a stupid idiot! (x2)

It’s the place for worthless information
like an insane almanac.
Where women post minutiae
and men write stupid comments back.
Where women can vent about mundane events
and inundate the Internet.
And where clueless men “friend” women
who they’ve never even met.

Facebook is a stupid idiot
’cause I could stand to miss
the fact that Tanya thinks all her friends are “AWESOME”
and for some reason Pete “likes this”.
And Rita reports that the trucks are loud
but she still loves this city. It proves that…

Facebook is a stupid idiot.

Now some woman sent me flowers…
‘though I don’t even know her name.
I stayed home that day for hours
but no flowers ever came.
Then she started sending hugs and drinks. Of course…
all of it completely fake.
Then she hit me with a “virtual pillow”
How much shit can one man take?

Facebook is a stupid idiot
’cause I don’t need to read
all the everyday hapless crap out there
then ZAP! It’s a “News Feed”.
Like: Jenny just made Ben’s favorite stew
and gave some to their kitty. It proves that…
Facebook is a stupid idiot.

Now some guy with a mind for trivia
wants to know how mine compares to his.
But I’m gonna buy a gun if he sends one more
f#%king “movie quiz.”
And Liza says she needs fertilizer
’cause her FarmVille crops are small.
“WHAT THE F#%K IS FARMVILLE?”
And Missy says she’s just so damn busy today…
But had time to write that on my wall!

Facebook is a stupid idiot.
There’s nothing more to say.
How else would I know that Heather
thinks that “flip-flop weather”
is finally here to stay!
And what did we do before we knew
that Sue just took a nap.
Facebook is a stupid idiot.

Why???

Everyone who has read my blog has asked me, "Why is it 'Akand stands alone'?? Are you alone since you are in college? Are you fine?" and all other crap. But what they dint get is the actual meaning of that phrase.
Actually, the meaning was supposed to be, 'Akand is his own army','I dont need a million batallions to make an army'. The picture I wanted to create in everyones mind was as if I was carrying a sword, standing alone against a huge army(Ya one, not even 300)....
Figuratively, anyone has to face his life's hurdles alone, and noone can rely on others' help. You are alone in the battle of your life. And you mustnt be scared to face a huge army(Your life)... Also, you must be prepared with a sword(Knowledge) to handle it..
Well, anyways this message of mine as the Blog header was totally misinterpreted and Ive got tired of explaining it to everyone....
So my new post isnt very great, it just portrays a deeper meaning of the title...
Signing off,
Akand

INNOVISION 2008 was our school KV ASC kaa only fest... It was the first time where around 10 of us came together and had a fest for ourselves... I was the CORE(in shaastra terms)(Event manager in our terms) for an event called QUIZZIRE..... It was the only fest of our 45 yr old school and we were very proud of ourselves coz we had made it a success... Anyways heres the poem I had written to felicitate the event.

The event INNOVISION,
is an innovation in our vision,
and we have a big mission,
to become the best in the nation.

This is not just a school fest,
it is the clash of the best,
your talent will be put to test,
so participate with zeal and zest.

The event INNOVISION 2008,
will make or break your fate,
so reguster without being late,
or else, you will lose a chance to be great.

This world is trying to own us,
with academics, it's gonna lock us,
so, let's come out of this ruckus,
by making INNOVISION a grand success.

Akand's top 10 movies of all time

Non Indian
I wont put it number wise as I loved all the ten movies.. They are good in their own ways. I would never say a particular movie is better than the other... My personal favourites are -

*The Shawshank Redemption (Obvious reasons)
*Lord Of The Rings (All)
*Inception (Loveddd it)
*Cidade de deus (Brazilian I guess, must watch wid subs)
*The Truman Show (All Jim carrey movies actually)
*Citizen Kane (Studd)
*12 Angry Men
*The Matrix (How cud I forget this??)
*District B13 (French...awesum parkour moves)
*All Quentin Tarantino movies (Kill Bill, Departed, Pulp fiction, Inglorious basterds, Death proof, Reservoir dogs)

Shaastra Project X teaser...

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